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Fan M@il

December 9, 2009 1 comment

I’ve been getting a fair amount of fan mail recently so I thought I’d share some of it with you;

“Hi Mr KoldFire, love your blog. My query is a football related one. As an avid Chelsea fan, I had expected and hoped we could finally win the Premier League again after the last 3 years of Man Utd’s dominance of it. However, in the last 3 games we’ve lost 2 and drawn 1 and I’m starting to become extremely worried, especially since this is the time of the season when Man Utd usually show their best form and kick into gear. Do you think Chelsea can cling on to the 2 point lead at the top of the table that we currently have?”

From Peter, a Chelsea fan who’s bricking it, in Salisbury.

No. Man Utd will kick on and win the league. Chelsea will be great runners-up though, which I’m sure you’re used to by now.

“Were you the guy lurking in the bushes outside my window last Thursday?”

From Jenny, slightly scared, in Bristol.

I can assure you that was not me. I know this, because last Thursday I was lurking in the bushes outside the house of a girl called Sophie.

“Hi there, I just have to say you are fabulous. I have a slightly cheeky question for you.. How many times a day do you masturbate? ;)”

From Rodrigo, a slightly besotted gay bartender, in London.

Well Rodrigo, I don’t think that’s very appropriate to discuss on here, or even to discuss with another guy. 2.

That’s it for now. I’ll share more with you in the future.

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