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Ode to Roast Beef Monster Munch

February 19, 2010 Leave a comment

Your yellow exterior, brighter than the sun,
Your intoxicating beautiful smell,
Give me a million of your kind and I will make love to each and every one.
This infatuation has developed, from a mere crush, to me proclaiming you my paramour,
My roast beef flavoured whore.
I miss you when you’re not around,
My taste buds ache, I shake, I break
Up inside.
Never leave me and I will be eternally grateful.
You are my world, my everything.. You are my roast beef Monster Munch.


Hello to you Miss Shiny

January 7, 2010 Leave a comment

I was watching a certain Manchester United related TV channel (MUTV) yesterday and my eyes spotted the most bizarre thing. There on my TV screen was the shiniest thing I ever did see. Her face glistened like a brand new Apple product just after being removed from its box. I scrambled to find my phone so I could snap a picture of this rare creature for she was more a spectacle than the Loch Ness Monster. I managed to compose myself and opened the shutter, hoping the sound wouldn’t scare her away off my TV. I had my phone still, ready to catch this prize-winning photo, but alas she was no longer there, instead replaced by the face of a footballer, who in my wonderment, I can only guess she was interviewing. I would not be deterred, “this mythical shiny beast will be caught in image form” I exclaimed defiantly in my head (and maybe out loud a little). Slowly but surely, after 2 ad breaks, I had a direct look at this thing. I quickly knocked my phone off standby and immediately pressed the button, then waited with bated breath (I have a Nokia so I had 5 seconds to wait before it actually took the picture). I looked down at the small screen whilst praying to whichever God is real that I had managed to acquire the photo I desire most. To my joy, it was there, in all it’s beautiful digital glory. I had won. So my friends, I present to you.. Miss Shiny:

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Mr KoldFire’s New Year’s Resolutions 2010

January 2, 2010 Leave a comment

It’s a new year which inevitably means it’s time to create some new year’s resolutions which we may or may not stick to.

Here are mine:

1. Start watching the films in my huge movie archive, as the size of the folder is getting out of control (160GB).

2. Write at least one complete film script.

3. Sex my girlfriend at least 100 times. This might sound like a simple one, but when you take into account that she lives almost 2 hours away and I don’t see her very often it’s quite a challenge.

4. Continue being as awesome as ever. Easy.

Merry Christmas to you all

December 24, 2009 Leave a comment

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Pizza Hut go festive!

December 11, 2009 Leave a comment

So I ordered some pizza for dinner tonight and this is what turned up:

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You have played Guitar Hero enough to reach one million points!…

November 18, 2009 Leave a comment

Just for the hell of it.

Vodpod videos no longer available.

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Last night’s dinner

November 15, 2009 Leave a comment



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