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Animals you have to see before you die: The Slightly Curious Zebra-Parrot

One of the rarest and intimidating creatures in the animal kingdom, the Slightly Curious Zebra-Parrot is a thing of sheer beauty. Legend has it that if you rub the red area above it’s beak it grants you two wishes. Many have hunted down this bird to find out if this myth is true. All of those stupid people (mostly Australian backpackers) have returned from their encounter with this animal missing fingers, toes, eyes, and in one incident, a penis. This black and white wonder is not to be underestimated. It’s not called Slightly Curious for nothing and will have no trouble exploring every orifice on your body. This deadly and devious being is without a doubt an animal you have to see before you die.

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