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Top 10 Diseases (currently) in the Music World

Join me for a countdown of the Top 10 diseases that are currently polluting the music world. This list can also be known as the Top 10 people that I hope get into a car accident in 2010.

10. Cheryl Cole

A pretty face but also pretty talentless, pretty much sums up this pretty airhead.

9. Katy Perry

Another trashy pop singer, hooray! Leaped to new realms of stupidity by dating Russell Brand, which makes her worthy of being on this list.

8. Anybody from the X Factor

The Beatles, Elvis, The Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix. What do they all have in common? They didn’t need to appear on a bloody reality TV talent show to get noticed. They had TALENT, and talent will get noticed sooner or later. If it doesn’t then it shows that the person simply isn’t good enough. Take your JLS’s and your Shayne Ward’s and send them back to stocking shelves at JD Sports where they belong.

7. Susan Boyle

She really should be part of number 8 but she wouldn’t fit. You could consider her the anti-Cheryl; Decent singer but looks like a dinner lady.

6. Kanye West

Smug, narcissistic, and a twat. I’m sure in Kanye’s mind he actually thinks he’s Jesus.

5. Westlife/Take That

I’ve lumped these two “bands” together because they’re essentially doing the same thing; They’ve all realised their bank accounts are getting empty and therefore needed a comeback, and the worst thing is it has worked. This is largely due them helping their female fans (who are all now in their 30s and even 40s) to remember how it feels to be moist between their legs.

4. My Chemical Romance

Milking money from parents who have teenage daughters all around the world.

3. Miley Cyrus

You already know how I feel about this bimbo.

2. Robbie Williams

See Kanye West, and multiply it by a million.

1. Lady Gaga

Everyone thought Christina Aguilera was a trashy slut, but Lady Gaga has taken the term trashy slut to a whole new level. Always trying to look unique and innovative but more often than not looking like a complete retard.

If you see any of these people in public, please do society a favour and run them down.

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  1. Paulene
    December 2, 2009 at 9:33 pm

    I agree with the Robbie Williams and Cheryl Cole cant stand them but sori love trashy Lady Gaga

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