Birthday Mentions: Happy Birthday Whoopi Goldberg

Dear Miss Goldberg,

I’d like to wish you a happy 54th (54? Really? you look about 70) birthday.

In noticing it’s your birthday, it also shows that you are still alive and [sadly] not dead.

I implore you, and pray to every god, that you will be crushed by a huge meteor one day, but I digress.

Happy 54th birthday, may it be the last birthday you share with us. (: